kindly sod off ( Read more... )

last night, right before bed, the inside of my elbow developed a pronounced twitch. it was disgusting and i want it to never happen again. i was amazed and horrified: i could see a muscley lump moving under my skin. what the fuck ( Read more... )

howard is trapped in a world he never made! everything i say is a collection of references! mr bean takes too long to do his crazy stuff ( Read more... )

"sometimes i get angry, but then there's just so much beauty in the world that my heart swells up like a balloon, and i can't stay mad ( Read more... )